Wonder Woman talks to Virgins
This spellbinding footage includes my exclusive ZZ Top Interview, a violent altercation with a human beer keg, and an enlightening exchange with a 6 foot Piece of Excrement

“It’s quite simply nothing more than my tongue is a DNA collector. It should have complete credit for the arrest. My “Friend” who was edited out of this picture for police reasons has hair that is both delicious, perpetual and guilty. While I am distracting the common eye with the whole tongue out photo, I am also processing her make up. I stole her hair color and moments later this “Friend” was booked and arrested for the Jelson robberies.”
Lt Suzy McCoppin – London 1976