Save The Mermaids
The chick from ‘Splash’ urges us to wake up and smell the plankton.
Archive for November, 2009
Get Green Music.Org Interview with Daryl Hannah
Sunday, November 8th, 2009Get Green Music.org Interview with Amy Smart
Sunday, November 8th, 2009Maxwell Smart’s daughter knows how to clean up.
Description: I was 48 seconds into the interview when her publicist dragged Amy away from me. How’d she know I was a stalker?
Get Green Music Interview.Org with EMA President Debbie Levin
Sunday, November 8th, 2009Click Image to See Video
Bagging It
Debbie Levin proves Ray Charles Wrong: It is easy being green.
Separated at Birth?
Friday, November 6th, 2009
A Real Purdy Mouth…There’s this homeless woman named Maggie on Santa Monica and Fairfax who always tells me I look like Jon Voight. A staunch optimist, I prefer to think she means ‘Midnight Cowboy’ era Voight, as opposed to ’4 Christmases’ era Voight. Still, I dismissed her comment as the insane ramblings of a vagabond, until I found this picture.
10 Ways To Have Environmentally Friendly Sex
Friday, November 6th, 2009
10 Ways To Have Environmentally Friendly Sex
1. Wash and re-use the same condom.
2. Can’t find a condom? Use an aluminum can.
3. If you are going to have sex with a hooker, make sure that the person was locally raised and that way you keep the money in the local economy.
4. Take your bike or walk to that booty call.
5. Instead of getting a brand new girl at a party, recycle and bang the one your friend just did.
6. Don’t shower until after sex.
7. Turn off the lights when you have sex. It saves electricity and no one will see your third nipple.
8. Plug your sex toys into a smart power strip.
9. In between orgasms lobby your local government to increase spending on sidewalks.
10. Need to spice things up? How about a book on tantric sex that you borrow from the library?
