International Men of Mystery
WTF? Why do DJ’s get so much ass? Because they know how to work i tunes? I know how to work i Tunes. It’s really not that hard. And yet, some how, your average Hollywood DJ’s list of conquests would turn David Blaine green with envy. Which leads me to a more pressing point, why does David Blaine get so much ass? And for that matter, why do magicians get so much ass? Is it magic? If so, refer to my second question. (why does David Blaine get so much ass) He’s not even doing magic. Standing in a tub of water isn’t magic. Neither is standing on a ledge. He’s basically just standing in different locations and calling it magic. There’s no top hat. There are no rabbits. There’s no hocus friggin’ pocus. (more…)
